'Twas the Night Before Christmas on Sonoma
KewL DooD wrote a wonderful adaptation of the classic Christmas poem years ago, that I re-read this time every year. I don't want to repost it without permission, but it's up on the old site for the YMCA that he runs. I urge you all to read it.
http://www.bobplex.org/YMCA/html/index.php
http://www.bobplex.org/YMCA/html/index.php