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Instructional: How to Clean Your Toilet

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:44 am
by Centibite
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET: INSTRUCTIONS

1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,

The Dog



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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:42 pm
by armand
wow thanks it really worked i have never seen it that clean

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:51 pm
by kyra
Animal Cruelty ... sheeez ..... bad bad Centibite.

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:22 pm
by armand
for got to tell you dont use bleach. it dont make the cat whiter it just removes it
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:12 pm
by Irwin Hunter
Armand has done this, and you are a tamer in UO.. Shame on you. :P

I love the pictures though.

Kyra, I think Centibyte's dog wants you to bring your cat to the RL UO meet up 8)

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:15 pm
by wild flower
Cruel yes but darn funny - had to share this one with the family to see who would be willing. :lol: