People's Army of Sonoma

I just HAD to pass this one on

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good
laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate
sings!!!!!!!

Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

Here have some chocolate!!!!!

LOL Brianna..

Uhhh, so....William. Where is my chocolate?!?

"with-held adult coment"

um it may still be in the store if you don't remind him enough.

*staples face shut*

Nice Brianna - Thanks for stepping up for the ladies.

My poor neices initials are P - patricia M- marie S - ######. Poor kid - when the other kids figure it out she will never hear the end of it.

I can't say I'm familiar with the malady but if it gets ya chocolate, I can sure pretend - I knew I took acting classes for a reason - CHOCOLATE!

That was so funny and sometimes so true. Just had to read it to my husband.

Again another worthy item that I MUST share with my beloved husband, aka:Mandorian. Thanks Bri!!!

Here's a good video clip from Putfiles about PMS.

http://media.putfile.com/Buy-More-Milk

Haha! Guess we should be drinking more milk instead of eating chocolate!But, as a rule of thumb.. never take a PMS'n woman's chocolate, unless you want to lose your fingers, or something else perhaps!
Hehe