Purina Diet

[Damien Kilcannon]

Dog Food Diet!

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?


Yesterday I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had? PIDGEONS!!


Since I'm retired, with little to do, I told her that: no I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I explained that you keep a pocket full of Purina nuggets and everytime you feel hungry you eat one or two nuggets to fill you up. I told her that the last time I was on the diet I lost 50 pounds.

I explained that I probably shouldn't be going back on this diet because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. When I woke up in the intensive care ward I had tube coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story).

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no; that I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore. .

[Lord Drakelord]

wife nearly fell out of chair when I hit the punch line

I told her no; that I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

funny one.

[Vin Decatur]

excellent

[wild flower]

Man I needed a good laugh and that did it -- thanks