Turkey and Stuff
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:15 pmNE1_Turkey and Stuff
My first real day back! WOOT!
I try to remember the basics of survival, then remember than I don't care about surviving.
I stuff some ale in my backpack and start figuring out what to do.
I realize that it about the time that PAS gathers everynight
I head to Nujel'm and was quickly guided to a turkey hunt.
A turkey hunt? PAS must be chasing red gate-goobers.
Off I go.
What do I find? A bunch of PAS, KVP and HELP fighting some turkeys.
Turkeys?
Really?
I move closer and........
Killed by a turkey?
That's embarassing, even for me.
I go lookung for a rez and see this guy dressed just like me.
Some people have nooo originality.
I decide I just HAVE to poke one of those turkeys with the pointy end of my sword.
(KD all ready learned me that poking with the other side only irates things more.)
I try a couple drive-by-pokings.
Drakelord suggested that maybe I should go poke a different one and have it chase me back.
The stupidy leavel of having someone like me do that seems quite high,
So it seems like a brilliant idea.
I found this one and kilt it 'fore it can grow up and be mean.
I think I deserve a reward or something fer thinkin' of that!
Maybe Tarie will pay raconteurs more than the 32gold that ole tight wad KD paid me.
33 gold per month seems down right fair to me.
I have a hard time finding the full grown turkeys so I stop for a better view.
I hang around and olnly die once more.
I realize I'm getting hungry, dinner time.
I find my backpack holds some map pieces.
I enquire of a fellow PAS member that explains that I can turn in the map pieces
and maybe get some cool stuff.
I give him the map pieces.
I don't need stuff
I got friends.
Vin Decatur,
Raconteur of PAS
My first real day back! WOOT!
I try to remember the basics of survival, then remember than I don't care about surviving.
I stuff some ale in my backpack and start figuring out what to do.
I realize that it about the time that PAS gathers everynight
I head to Nujel'm and was quickly guided to a turkey hunt.
A turkey hunt? PAS must be chasing red gate-goobers.
Off I go.
What do I find? A bunch of PAS, KVP and HELP fighting some turkeys.
Turkeys?
Really?
I move closer and........
Killed by a turkey?
That's embarassing, even for me.
I go lookung for a rez and see this guy dressed just like me.
Some people have nooo originality.
I decide I just HAVE to poke one of those turkeys with the pointy end of my sword.
(KD all ready learned me that poking with the other side only irates things more.)
I try a couple drive-by-pokings.
Drakelord suggested that maybe I should go poke a different one and have it chase me back.
The stupidy leavel of having someone like me do that seems quite high,
So it seems like a brilliant idea.
I found this one and kilt it 'fore it can grow up and be mean.
I think I deserve a reward or something fer thinkin' of that!
Maybe Tarie will pay raconteurs more than the 32gold that ole tight wad KD paid me.
33 gold per month seems down right fair to me.
I have a hard time finding the full grown turkeys so I stop for a better view.
I hang around and olnly die once more.
I realize I'm getting hungry, dinner time.
I find my backpack holds some map pieces.
I enquire of a fellow PAS member that explains that I can turn in the map pieces
and maybe get some cool stuff.
I give him the map pieces.
I don't need stuff
I got friends.
Vin Decatur,
Raconteur of PAS
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