Payday! Ahh, what every person works for.
King David hands me my pay slip and I check it out.
EEP.
Umm, I'll get you a check.
However, my bank holds 4 gold, 2 feathers, an iron ingot, a dirt clod and a lantern. I'll owe you that money, Big Guy.
So, PAS heads out on some fun and I leave my money and bandages with COP.
So, this morning i head out to make some money to pay my debt. First, I need bandages so I head to the Troglodytes for their free bandages. I run into Lord Phreak there. He has been slaying Trogs by the wash load and not looting them. He party's me so that I can round up all the bandages. Thanks, Bro.
Full of bandages I head to Honesty Gate and down to visit the Cyclopian Warriors and Titans. Just across the bridge I spot a Ettin (Paragon) and dispath him. Another appears and I send him to Snoozeville and another appears! Three Ettin Paragons back to back. "Wild.", I think.
I have NO CLUE to what lies ahead.
Just in the area, I run right into another Ettin Paragon.
That's Four.
I move into the temple and clear some Cyclopian Warriors guarding the door and hit this guy inside.
He gives me a break.
But I return the favor.
Then I bump into this guy.
And then his brute friend.
But a Lich ctahes me and sends me to the Altar.
Outside the gate, I feel Impish (Paragon).
Then, it's back to business.
I run to the bank to make a deposit and run into him on my way back.
Guess what blocks the path? A Pair-O-Gons.
Booger shows up and joins the fun.
I assumed Booger was okay (a bad assumotion on my part. Sorry, Booger.) and head deeper inside.
Oops, I missed an approaching Lich. He was mad, the ego hound.
And on the way back from the Shrine, more Impishness.
Bah, just an Ettin.
Oops. With help.
Another Pair await my return.
(one had your money Booger, give me a yell.)
I'm starting to get tired.
Does it ever end?
Finally, I give up and go home. Bizzaro Paragon Day!