Answer: Nuttin' Honey.
Question: What are we doing?
It started with confusion.
Why's the calendar blank?
According to the people that believe the stuff about the Mayan calendar
THE WORLD IS ENDING!!
BTW
If the world is ending and your gonna be gone...
can I have your stuff?
I assumed that Chalnoth was busy and felt we could fend for ourselves.
Unless the world is ending and he was told.
Nah.
I envy not Chalnoth.
It has to be a ton of work to keep up with all the stuff to run PAS.
Kudos, my friend.
I'll stick to raconteuring.
Now, for the young, I became a raconteur due to a person posting about being bored...
(years ago).
Several people with nothing to do.....that is time for some crazy stuff!
That's what you guys think, right?
Actually, crazy stuff is more fun when it just happens.
Maybe it just happens to me, a lot.
Most likely it is what I think of as normal behavior.
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Here is how the raconteur brain operates:
Run = PAS Event
Error 'PAS Event' not found
Run Routine "Do What"
Do what = 1) What are others doing = 'sifting sand'
Sifting sand < fun
Do else
2) Do something for guild, 'Collect bones'
collect bones = alone, vision of Vin trapped in that room
collect bones < smart
Do else
3) gain Valor so Vin can start a champ spawn if required. - doable
Run "Gain Valor"
Select location Ilsh
And off I go.
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I spy two HKV killing the spawn around the Champ area outside the Humility shrine.
They are fighting spiders and scorpions.
I ask if I may smite some spawn for the valor.
I'm told to help myself, it isn't like they can finish the spawn.
Vin smiteth stuff.
Vin is valor added.
The spawn changes to Terathon stuff.
Vin gets more of that tasty Valor.
Poison Elles and Avengers a la Terathon.
I'm a valor adding like crazy.
I notice three things:
1. I am all alone.
2. There isn't much spawn...what gives...
3. Mephitis
I look at Mephitis. For several minutes I just stand there.
The brain freezes and has to reboot.
Now what.
What are ya going to do?
Nuttin' honey....
nah.
How can I resist that!!!!
A champ.
Just standing there, all sexy and what not.
Just begging to be killed.
I look around and think.
Umm, there me
and there's Mephitis.
Still....
I can't leave.
Just can't.
Umm.
I page the guild for anyone interested in fightin' Mephitis.
How can you resist, he is just standing there!
Okay.
What slayer.
Spider.
I got that.
Let's roll Mephitis.
Waaiittt....
Luv's said 'where'.
If you don't love Luv's, I'm gonna whoop you.
Just there for fun and helping people.
Don't tell her, but she is a raconteur at heart.
Luv's and Ghost arrive.
Thank you, thank you.
Now, I can die in company.
Not only is Luv's great but her husband, Ghost, is either fearless or as dumb as I am.
He does look awfully manly in that death robe.
All sexy and dead.
We deicde to wait on others that begin to arrive.
Kallan shows up. With a dragon, no less.
Joyce shows up.
WOOT.
We all die.
Not at the same time!
Duh.
We kills that thing!
It rains gold.
I am tickled.
PAS rocks.
I am used to prowling alone, but
it is so cool having people show up to help
when you are NOT in trouble.
Just for the fun of it.
That rocks!
And the night started with ; What are we doing?
Nuttin' honey.
Vin
PS
Please don't tell me I forgot somebody!
If I did, please accept my apologies.